Sunday, May 21, 2006

How Dark the Con of Can

Yes, its true.... the real conspiracy of our time has to do with CRTC regulations regarding Canadian Content regulations in print and audio media.... And you thought it had something to do with Jesus. Pu-leeze.

Actually, I did go to the Da Vinci Code, and half way through, the projector broke. I think it was a conspiracy by the church so that we wouldn't see the movie. It sounds far-fetched, but when I was leaving the theatre, I noticed that the movie poster had mysteriously fallen to the ground....

Note to Catholic Church: at Book Stores everywhere, the Da Vinci Code is displayed in the FICTION section.

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