Well, it has now officially become the wettest winter in recorded history. In honour of this, I am presenting not one, but two haikus for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Botoxed buxom blonde
Buys tapas for her Dashaund.....
Welcome to Yaletown.
Walking through the rain
I am soaked but I look great!
I can’t wear gore-tex.
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