This is a haiku I wrote a couple of weeks ago when pondering the election... I voted for Hedy Fry... I was walking down the street, and saw an advertisement for a social called "Thank God its Fry-day"... it was a fundraiser at the gay club Numbers complete with strippers, drag shows and a slave auction. I thought to myself... voting for a woman who has a party like this is a great way to say "Fuck you Stephen Harper!!!" So, my logic may be flawed, and I think I am actually a socialist, but there it is. On election night itself, I drank champagne and ate fettucini alfredo... I thought, since it was my last meal, it might as well be good. But, I didn't have to worry... We didn't elect a Conservative government. We just unzipped Stephen Harper's pants. Half way. Actually, I shouldn't be so smug... the government is being sworn in tomorrow, and those people are capable of anything...
Hedy Fry and Svend...
Crazy kook or jewel thief?
I think I’ll vote green.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment